Curiosity must be a female because she loves taking pictures of herself when there are much cooler things around.
August 2012
1 post
July 2012
1 post
GW On Why He Married Me:
You look good, you fuck good, and you can suck a mean dick………….and you are pretty much my best friend.
June 2012
1 post
May 2012
9 posts
oh lawd chemistry pickup lines
- How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
- If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
- You’re hotter than a bunsen burner.
- If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so I could get in you and explode!
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Rich people drink wine, poor people drink beer. I drink both so what does that make me? Middle Class!
April 2012
1 post
GW gave me an early birthday present which is a wok for stir fry and then said “now get in the kitchen where you belong”.
So sweet
March 2012
3 posts
GW was on flood duty all last week so he missed out on Spring Break. As a result this week he has not gone to any of his classes and has not moved from our couch or stopped playing Final Fantasy IX in his underwear.
While GW was away for flood duty he texted me a list of things that he loves about me including:
-Being comfortable enough to scratch his junk in front of me
- Being able to drink beer whenever he wants.
-I play video games with him
-Dinosaur head-butts
February 2012
17 posts
I let GW go to the store by himself and he came home with EIGHT packages of cookies.
Gerald and I are discussing vacation possibilities for the summer.
Me: Fort Lauderdale is the fourth gayest friendly city in the U.S.
Gerald: No wonder there is a military base there.
Oh, how romantic
Me: What could we do at home for Valentines Day?
Gerald: watch a movie?
Me: Oh yeah like what?
Gerald: Something romantic……my bloody valentine?
What ever happened to the cast of queer eye for the straight guy?
Gerald is singing Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" in the shower
cool points - 50
Gerald is eating Spaghettios and when I told him it was gross to eat spaghettios for breakfast he said "I guess I could eat poptarts dipped in spaghettios"
January 2012
16 posts
GW: I have been learning a lot of new German words lately. I think I should take a class it just comes so natural to me.
Me: Where have you been learning German.
GW: From my Fondor(German Spice) can.
GW: Kayla, I have a confession to make, and this isn’t going to be easy.
I had sex with a woman.
Me: (lauging) okay who?
GW: Rosy palms and her five friends
GW called me after I got out of class
GW: Guess where I am ?!
Me: Uhhh….
GW: I”M HOME! GUESS WHAT I AM
Me: Uhhh drunk?
GW YEAHHHHHHHHHH I drank a bottle of wine
When I came home GW was in the floor in front of the door in his mannies
Gerald is mugged, kicks the guys ass
No shit there I was parked in a dimly lit parking lot of a ghetto gas station on Hal Greer. A guy with security t shirt walks up and I think, oh why is security coming over here? I opened my door which unlocked the other door and then he jumps in my car and starts punching me in the face demanding all of my money and wallet. I say OK and as I reach for my wallet I raise my foot up and kick him in the face with my combat boot on. He goes out of the car falls to the ground, I shut my car door and drive away. Pwnage.
Huntington is ghetto
I wonder if green olives would be good in spaghettios?
Do you prefer my boner to the left or to the right?
Kayla if you come downstairs with me I will let you pick out which underwear I wear.
This morning when I woke up I was like "Damn I'm sexy".
So today I was doing jumping jacks and I realized how big my ass is
Every time I jumped up it went gadoosh-gadoosh-gadoosh
Kayla, have you seen my M.C Hammer pants?
GW was playing Resident Evil when he suddenly paused. I asked him what he was doing and he replied "sleeping", seconds later he was snoring.
December 2011
11 posts
Husband Fail
Today I got ready and made several trips out to my car to prepare to go to my parents house with my dogs. GW was standing next to me and I said “love you bye” and l left. He later called and asked what I was doing and I said I was at my parents. He had went to work without noticing that I had been gone. He obviously cares so much about me.
